Clue Club (TV Series)

The Missing Pig Caper (1976)

Paul Winchell: Woofer

Quotes 

• Larry : Dots, ask Sheriff Bagley to bring Mr. Glut and his butler to the fair grounds.

  Woofer : Ah, I could've told you that from the start. The butler done it!

  Wimper : What butler? We never saw no butler.

  Woofer : Oh, that makes no never mind. If there's a butler, he done it.

• [the Clue Club's friend, Sally, just told them about Reginald Glut's offer for her pet pig, Sweet Pea] 

  Pepper : $75,000!

  Woofer : For a pig? Why, I must be worth a jillion.

  Wimper : Uh, how much am I worth, Woofer?

  Woofer : Oh, about 89 cents.

  [Dotty is trying to fix something] 

  Dotty : Give me a screwdriver, will ya, Woofer?

  [with neither Dotty or Woofer paying attention, Wimper passes Dotty a hammer, which messes her up] 

  Dotty : [to Woofer]  You call THIS a screwdriver? Boy, sometimes I think you're worth just about half as much as Wimper!