- Will: [grabs the microphone while high] Hello. Hello everyone. Can somebody call me an ambulance because I'm in trouble. Time is moving really, really slowly and everything is flat. I need you to call me an ambulance, or failing that my mummy. I really want my mummy because I'm not being dramatic, I think I might be dead. Is that clear, Mummy or Ambulance?
- [is helped off by security]
- Jay: [Jay steps outside to see an ambulance taking Will away] Wha' Gwan?
- Simon: Somebody called the ambulance and they're taking him away.
- Jay: [high and paranoid] Oh fucking Jesus, oh no! It wasn't me that sold it, right?
- [sees ambulance lights]
- Jay: Oh, shit! The blue lights!
- Simon: It's an ambulance.
- Jay: That's what they *want* you to believe!
- [throws various objects out of his pocket, runs away into the night]
- Terry Cartwright: [Speaking to Jay's friends about Jay] The only pussy he's ever touched was his mum's when he fell out if it.
- Will: [Narration of watching Simon smoke marijuana] I really couldn't blame Simon. If I thought a fit girl like Tara might get off with me, I'd probably mainline heroin into my eyeball.
- Jay: [as the group get ready to smoke a joint] All right, who's first?
- Tara Brown: I've never done it before.
- Simon: Haven't you?
- Tara Brown: No, go on Simon. Show me how.
- Simon: Maybe Jay should go first, because he sorted it. Only fair.
- Jay: Nah, I'm cool. Taking a breather. I smoked one the size of a parsnip whilst I was waiting for you latecomers.