- Dr. Gregory House: I need some help with Alice Tanner. She wants a vagina.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I'm pretty attached to mine.
- Dr. Robert Chase: Good morning gentlemen.
- [Chase chuckles]
- Dr. Robert Chase: Well, if it's any consolation, I didn't get any sleep either.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Foreman] You and Taub do a full work up. Observe her overnight. See if she has another seizure.
- [to Chase]
- Dr. Gregory House: You can go.
- Dr. Chris Taub: Why does he get the night off?
- Dr. Gregory House: Because he brought a smokin' hot babe.
- [the team turns and sees Chase's date]
- Dr. Chris Taub: I have plans with my wife.
- Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, nice try. You hate your personal life.
- [to Foreman]
- Dr. Gregory House: You obviously don't have one.
- Dr. Gregory House: [Holding a syringe] We can't find your tumor in time without your cooperation. So I'm giving you a choice. Give us a chance to make you better, or stick this anywhere and push.
- Alice: Why do you care about me? You think you know me because you read my books?
- Dr. Gregory House: No. I know pain. You think you can handle it, and then one day you can't. And when that happens, you either find reasons to go on, or you don't.
- Alice: I'm... I'm all out of reasons.
- Dr. Gregory House: Now, when you're pain free, you're gonna want to live and start writing again. And if I'm wrong, you got a backup plan to take home with you.
- Dr. Gregory House: We're fine. Never seen her happier.
- Dr. James Wilson: Yeah? How about you?
- Dr. Gregory House: I'm worried.
- Dr. James Wilson: Because she's happy?
- Dr. Gregory House: No. Because I am.
- Dr. James Wilson: House, that's...
- Dr. Gregory House: Ironic? Weird? Crazy?
- Dr. James Wilson: I was going to say normal.
- Dr. Chris Taub: [House hits the window with his cane, waking/startling Taub] What the Hell?
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Close. House.
- Dr. Gregory House: We need to make her cooperate. We have to offer her something she wants.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: She wants to kill herself, House.
- Dr. Gregory House: ...I can work with that.
- Alice: You better hurry. My lawyer will have me out of here by this time tomorrow.
- Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, about that. It seems that last night you found and self-administered what you thought was a potentially lethal narcotic. Your psych hold has been extended an additional 24 hours. I know, bummer, right?
- Dr. Chris Taub: We're dead on our feet. I've barely slept in four days.
- Dr. Gregory House: Oh that's sad. You know what's even sadder? Thirteen was the only man on my team.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Yeah, it'd be nice if you'd hurry up and hire someone to fill her spot.
- Dr. Gregory House: Do it. Cuddy wants it to be a girl.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: There are a couple of people...
- Dr. Gregory House: I was talking to Chase. I was just looking at you to screw with you.
- Alice: Why can't you just let me die in peace?
- Dr. Gregory House: You haven't been at peace since it happened.
- Dr. James Wilson: What did you do to piss Cuddy off?
- Dr. Gregory House: I can't be romantic?
- Dr. James Wilson: House, you're stealing from a woman in a coma.
- Dr. Gregory House: We're fine! I never seen her happier.
- Dr. James Wilson: Yeah? How about you?
- Dr. Gregory House: I'm... worried.
- Dr. James Wilson: Because she's happy?
- Dr. Gregory House: No. Because I am.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: So we're taking this case 'cause you're a fan?
- Dr. Gregory House: No, that would be crazy and unprofessional. You're taking this case 'cause I said so.
- Dr. Gregory House: Long-term relationships are based at a compatibility, right? Now, we only have sex.
- Dr. James Wilson: House, you don't actually think she'd dump you just because you, what? You don't do yoga? Listen do the B-52's?
- Dr. Gregory House: Not right away. We'll fight. Make up sex. Fight. Maybe sex. And THEN she'll dump me. With a possible goodbye sex.
- Dr. James Wilson: So, instead of enjoying the honeymoon fase, you've decided to skip entirely.
- Dr. Gregory House: I need to find something we both like doing, besided each other.
- Dr. James Wilson: Right, or you can just talk to her about it.
- Dr. Gregory House: No, then she'll start pretending to like things that she really doesn't just to make me feel better, which will make her feel even worse, which won't be my fault, so I'll resent her, and that won't be her fault, so she'll resent me.
- Dr. Gregory House: Can't let Jack Cannon end this way.
- Dr. Robert Chase: We're treating a patient, not a book.
- Dr. Gregory House: Jack Cannon is not dead. It's worse. Ten books leading up to a final confrontation. She ends it on a cliffhanger, I mean, who does that?
- Dr. Chris Taub: People who want to sell you the 11th.
- Dr. Gregory House: She was gonna kill herself. That is the final Jack Cannon, and nothing gets resolved. Who's his father? Who killed his brother? How'd he get that damn scar on his cheek? And why is he obsessed with yo-yos?
- Alice: I'm out of here.
- Dr. Gregory House: You can't. We had a deal.
- Alice: Try and stop me.
- Dr. Gregory House: Okay. This woman is on a 72-hour psychiatric hold. If she tries to run, shoot her. With a sedative. That's more convenient.