- Jasper Bartlett: [a group of people are holding a long line of his clothes, which have been knotted together] Hey, those guys are playing tug-of-war with my underwear!
- Maggie Winnock: If it's valuable, I suggest you hide it during the party, along with anything else in this house you've ever been fond of. Unless you want people messing with your tighty whities.
- [Hands Jasper a laundry basket containing his underwear]