Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Wet (2010)
Mariska Hargitay: Detective Olivia Benson
Quotes
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Detective Olivia Benson : You get anything out of Skinny and Dipper?
Detective Elliot Stabler : Yeah, he can't stop staring at her ass and she can't wait to never see him again.
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Sassoon : That girl in the fountain was already dead when I cut her hair.
Detective Olivia Benson : Yeah, but not when you raped her. You're going down for that and murder.
Sassoon : No, no, I got a lullaby.
Detective Elliot Stabler : You want to sing us a few bars?
Sassoon : I was at Bananatrama all night.
Detective Elliot Stabler : That's an alibi, not a lullaby, you moron.
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Detective Olivia Benson : So I'm guessing that the fountain washed away any evidence.
CSU : Yeah, on the outside, but I got blood and semen in her hoochie-hoo.
[Olivia stares at her]
CSU : Sorry, I sometimes forget they're people.
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Detective Olivia Benson : Captain say how long we'd be here?
Detective Elliot Stabler : Nah. He's at the old precinct trying to clean it up.
Detective Olivia Benson : You hope they condemn it.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Hell, yeah. After a flood like that, I don't even want to know where that water's been.
Detective Olivia Benson : Not to mention this place is closer to your house.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Yeah? Something wrong with that?
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Dr. Vincent Prochik : [Benson was accidentally dosed with psychedelic mushrooms] Glad to see you're okay, Olivia. Fungi should never hurt anyone.
Detective Olivia Benson : [to Stabler] Get anything useful yet?
Detective Elliot Stabler : Uh, no, but I've had it about up to here with the... "subtle and the disgusting"?
Dr. Vincent Prochik : Subtle and the gross, detective. Gross as in big, like gross profit. Have you ever been on a beach?
Detective Elliot Stabler : [sotto to Benson] You see, watch this. He keeps doing these sudden mental pivots.
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Dr. Vincent Prochik : Lindsay Elding. She wanted to privatize water. It's a resource that belongs to everyone.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Doesn't justify murder.
Dr. Vincent Prochik : Oh, I agree. I hate to say it but... Yay! She's dead!
Detective Olivia Benson : She had a daughter, Dr. Prochick. Who's now gonna grow up without a dad.
Dr. Vincent Prochik : [Correcting Benson] You mean a mom?
Detective Elliot Stabler : A mother. That you dosed with several kinds of South American mushrooms. Your specialty.
[Stabler slides a photograph across the table to Prochik]
Detective Elliot Stabler : We have a photo that puts you at the scene.
Detective Olivia Benson : [Suddenly delirious] At Niagara Falls? Ring a bell?
Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Benson] Detective, are you okay?
Detective Olivia Benson : [still delirious] We saw you on the roof with your gunmen.
Detective Elliot Stabler : What's going on?
Detective Olivia Benson : I'm not the one who stabbed the Captain with a pickle!
Dr. Vincent Prochik : Uh-oh. Let me look at you.
[Stabler intervenes and holds off Prochik]
Detective Elliot Stabler : I need you to back off.
Dr. Vincent Prochik : [to Benson] Let me see your eyes.
Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Prochik] You, stay there.
Dr. Vincent Prochik : Quick, catch her. She's gonna fall.
Detective Elliot Stabler : [Benson starts to pass out but Stabler catches her] Liv. Liv! Get a bus! We need a bus! Officer down!
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CSU : Petechiae. It means she drowned. That's hard to do in a foot of water.
Detective Olivia Benson : Not if somebody knocks you out or holds you under.
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CSU : [showing Benson and Stabler something on the body] Detectives? This is not a fashion statement.
Detective Elliot Stabler : So our perp cut off a hunk of her hair as a keepsake.
Detective Olivia Benson : So he can relive every sick moment.
Detective Elliot Stabler : 'Till he finds his next victim.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : Bad news. Night manager of Bananatrama confirms Sassoon's "lullaby". He's a regular. He was booted out of there for giving Miss Terry an unwanted bob.
Detective Olivia Benson : What time?
Detective Elliot Stabler : 4:30. After our Jane Doe was drowned.
Detective Olivia Benson : So we're back to nothing.
A.D.A. Mikka Von : [entering] Speak for yourself. Mikka Von, your new ADA.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Hey. Stabler, Benson.
A.D.A. Mikka Von : I don't get first names?
Detective Olivia Benson : Well, we go through ADAs pretty fast around here. What do you got?
A.D.A. Mikka Von : DNA from the semen inside your victim.
Detective Elliot Stabler : You work fast.
Detective Olivia Benson : Well, it says here that it belongs to a woman. Monica Worley, collared for assaulting a cop at the Republican National Convention in '04.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Yeah, I got an SVU fun fact for you: semen only comes from guys.
A.D.A. Mikka Von : There were no hits on the sample. So I asked the lab to run a partial match.
Detective Olivia Benson : Which points to Monica's brother as our perp.
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Emma Brooks : [Francine visits Emma at the hospital] Grammy, you came?
Francine Brooks : Of course.
Emma Brooks : I know I screwed up. I just, I wanted...
Francine Brooks : You will take your hand off me.
Emma Brooks : What? But-but, Gram...
Francine Brooks : You are not my grandchild. I came only for my intaglio.
[Takes necklace off of Emma's neck]
Detective Olivia Benson : You're really gonna take it? She could use it to pay for a defense attorney.
Emma Brooks : I would never do that.
Francine Brooks : Just like you would never wreck my Mercedes? Or lose your virginity at 15? Or stuff that garbage up your nose?
Emma Brooks : I'm sorry.
Francine Brooks : I'm giving this to Lindsay's daughter. You will inherit nothing.
Emma Brooks : You think that's what I wanted, your money?
Francine Brooks : I don't frankly care.
Emma Brooks : I just wanted a mom.
Francine Brooks : Yes, well... she died.
[Leaves]