Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

A Pudding-Filled Cactus (2010)

Conchata Ferrell: Berta

Quotes 

• Berta : [after Alan moves out]  End of an era, huh, Charlie?

  Charlie Harper : Yep. From now on, no brother, no nephew, just the sounds of the ocean... punctuated by the soft voices of prostitutes lying about the enormity of my sexual organ.

  Berta : You do know how to paint a picture.

  Charlie Harper : What can I say? I have the heart of a poet.

  Berta : Unfortunately, the rest of you is a drunken scumbag.