Alan: An advertising company offered him 200,000 dollars to be...
George: [George interrupts] To be the main character in a series of television commercials.
Alan: Thank you.
Doug: Oouh! Well, what product?
Alan: That's the interesting part.
George: The interesting part is The Money. Thank you, Alan. Thank you very much.
Doug: Wow! What's the product thou?
George: The product is irrelevant. The fact is that is pass on a 200,000 dollar offer.
Doug: OK, OK. But what's the product? Just tell me.
George: Are you fucking parrots? Tell me the product, tell me the product. The point is that I refused to take 200,000 dollars and sell myself as a commody.
Doug: So you only brought it up so you could brag about your personal integrity?
George: I'm not bragging!
Doug: Well, why did you bring it up, if you passed?
George: I thought you'd be interested.
Doug: I am interested... in the product. Was it a car?
[George says No]
Doug: Pizza?
George: Alan, I am busy. OK?
Doug: Was it a laxative?
Alan: He is getting warm.
George: He's not getting warm. He's getting out.
Doug: A laxative is warm?
Alan: Yes.
[at the same time George says No]
Doug: I am gonna go out on a limb here. Was it a stool softener?
[Alan says Bingo]
Doug: Fuck. You got offered 200,000 dollars to be the face of a stool softener? Was your face the part of your anatomy that they would use?
George: Thank you very much for joining me this afternoon... and allowing me to share this with you. OK? Would you please fuck off and go out there.
[Doug says Sure]
George: If you happened to die on your way out that would be help. OK?