- Billy Quizboy: I hate to be the one to break this to you, Rust, but your boys are pathetically underprepared for adulthood.
- Dr. Venture: Well, sure, Hank's a bit of a late bloomer, but did you catch Dean's little mustache? Really starting to come in.
- Billy Quizboy: Yeah, regardless of the 'stache, neither of them knows a thing about the real world.
- Dr. Venture: What are you talking about? Those kids have been around the globe more times than Gaëtan Dugas.
- Billy Quizboy: But the stuff those beds have been teaching them is more dated than Funk & Wagnalls. I mean, what college do you think is gonna accept transcripts from a talking bed anyway? Especially since, if I'm reading this right, Hank didn't graduate.
- Hank Venture: I want to join up with you guys!
- Hunter Gathers: Yeah? Well, my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to throw 'em a shotgun wedding!