- Vinny decides between two sets of girls. And with Angelina gone, Snooki thinks it's time that she and Jenni bury the hatchet with Sam. But Snooki's happiness is short-lived as Mike becomes increasingly belligerent with her.
- Previously on "Jersey Shore": JWoww and Sweetheart exchanged blows. Angelina left town after rolling around on the floor with a furious Snooki.
Now on "Jersey Shore": Pauly D. wakes up and proclaims that the "bad aura" in the house is finally gone. The Situation then decides they should get rid of Angelina's bed entirely. So he and Pauly D. dismantle the thing and unceremoniously toss it outside. Says Pauly D.: "We have all this extra space. We can bring girls in here. We can do whatever we want." Later, The Situation prepares lobsters as a celebration dinner. Snooki and JWoww decide to "save" a lobster and keep it as a pet. They dump the poor creature in fresh water, of course, and eventually give up the idea. A feast follows.
Everyone is happy except for Sweetheart, who worries that she now has no girlfriends in the house. Snooki, meanwhile, decides that she wants JWoww and Sweetheart to settle their differences. So the great moderator sits down with Sweetheart and apologizes for "everything." Sweetheart forgives her, but does not extend the same courtesy to JWoww. "Sam didn't acknowledge me," JWoww tells the camera. "She won't even look at me." It's awkward. JWoww apologizes to Sweetheart, but Sweetheart doesn't accept it. "I used to beat up girls like that in high school," an angry JWoww tells the camera.
The next morning, The Situation announces a GTL run. Vinny, though, decides he is going to call Ramona, the same girl who stood him up a few weeks back. This time, the lady agrees to hang out ... in 30 minutes. Thirty minutes comes and goes. A few hours come and go. Vinny calls Ramona, but she doesn't pick up. Later, the phone rings. It's "two hot girls" who want to hang out. Vinny invites the pair to the house, assuming that Ramona has ditched him once again. Of course, Ramona eventually calls, claiming that she is lost. So Vinny now has THREE girls coming over. What's a dude to do?
So Vinny calls the two ladies and cancels, choosing standoffish Ramona. "She's from another country," Vinny explains. "She speaks three different languages." Much frolicking on the beach follows. "I think Ramona is feeling me," Vinny tells the camera. They end the date with a make-out session. Back at the house, Snooki's best friend Ryder calls. She is extraordinarily drunk -- and claims that she is coming to Miami. Nobody in the house is confident that Ryder will sober up in time to catch her flight, however.
The next morning, Snooki is depressed. What if Ryder doesn't show? Turns out Snooki had no reason to fret as her BFF arrives bright and early the next day. They IMMEDIATELY start drinking. "She's real, I'm real," Snooki explains. "Every time we're together, we pretty much just go crazy and be stupid." The gals return home and get ready to head to the club along with everybody else. Snooki shows off her underwear while dancing and the boys are disappointed to find the place full of less-than-desirable women. "It's like a war zone in here," Pauly D. observes. "All grenades."
Still, The Situation manages to find some worthy women -- and becomes very aggressive. Much grabbing and booty slapping later, he explains why he is the way he is. "Back in the day, they had a prophecy that one day there would be the pimp of all pimps and his name would be The Situation," says The Situation. Sweetheart is completely grossed out by her housemate's behavior. Pauly D. likes it because the ladies end up thinking he is a great guy. The Situation then decides that it's time for the gang to go, but Snooki is busy with a random dude and doesn't want to leave. This infuriates The Situation, who fancies himself some sort of creepy leader of the "family." Snooki is also infuriated.
The next morning, Snooki gives The Situation the silent treatment before getting ready to head out to the pool with Ryder and JWoww. Snooki invites Sweetheart, who is still so mad at JWoww that she declines. Later, Sweetheart second guesses her decision to Ronnie, who is getting a little sick of giving his lady friend advice about her "friends." Snooki and Ryder, who seem to communicate primarily in odd grunts, return home and try to make a drink. The process involves dumping almost everything in the kitchen into the blender. Naturally, it overflows. Naturally, the drink is "disgusting."
So the dynamic duo head to the liquor store -- and run into Pauly D. and The Situation. The Situation says he is "sorry" for the night before, but it's not enough for Snooki, who knows how to hold a grudge. Hours pass as the gang gets ready to hit the club. Finally, the cabs arrive and everybody heads out. Snooki and Ryder dance on the tables. Everybody drinks. Vinny's night gets better when Ramona appears. "This is one of the hottest girls I've seen in Miami," The Situation says. "You do not want to leave a chick like that by herself." Uh oh. Sure enough, The Situation is soon talking closely to Ramona. "Mike has a secret possible obsession with me," says Vinny, who notes that The Situation has attempted to steal his women before.
Then it gets creepy. The Situation sits down on a couch and STARES at Vinny and Ramona. He looks angry and miserable. He is the ONLY one not having fun. Finally, The Situation stands up and tries to kiss Snooki! She pushes him away. The Situation then tells the group that it's time to go. Snooki goes ballistic, especially after The Situation gives her a play slap in the mouth. "I'm the daddy of this house," The Situation tells the camera. "If I say we're leaving, we're leaving." Apparently not.
Ronnie and Pauly D. also notice that The Situation has been on "edge" lately. JWoww theorizes that The Situation becomes mean when he is getting lucky. So while all his housemates drink and dance, The Situation stews and pouts. Not cool, dude.
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