Khichdi: The Movie (2010)
Jamnadas Majethia: Himanshu C. Seth
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Quotes
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Parminder 'Pammi' Kaur : [Post Engagement] Himanshu, were you forcefully sent to the hostel when you were in school ?
Himanshu C. Seth : [In a comically sad tone] No Parminder. The hostel authorities forcefully handed me back to mummy and papa.
Parminder 'Pammi' Kaur : I'll cheer you up. Let's go some place where there's just you and me.
Himanshu C. Seth : [Comically delighted] You mean Bhosle Market, let's go.
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Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : [At Arvind Vaidya's funeral] Himanshu, Samdhi Ji told us that we have to fulfill a dream of yours. What was it exactly ?
Himanshu C. Seth : Bapu, I always dreamt that I would have an immortal love story. Of the same stature as MAIN TULSI TERE AANGAN KI, DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE, MAINE PYAR KIYA,
[going into override mentioning B-grade movies]
Himanshu C. Seth : TARZAN, PAAPI GUDIYA. You know, that kind of a love story.
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Himanshu C. Seth : What's your good name ?
Melissa Fernandez : [Smiling] Maggie.
Himanshu C. Seth : [Stupidly delighted] Maggie ! Then you must be ready within 2 minutes everytime right ?
Fernandes : [Furious at Jamnadas Majethia's remark] Margaret ! But we fondly address her as Maggie.
Praful T. Parekh : [Replying to Amit Singh Thakur] Strange. Nobody addresses me FONDLY. Everybody has something abusive before calling me.
Fernandes : And why'd I abuse her verbally. She's my daughter afterall.
Praful T. Parekh : Really, then you must be knowing her quite well.
Fernandes : Sir, obviously I'd know her very well.
Praful T. Parekh : Not necessary. Not everybody knows everything about me. Particularly my neighbours. It's a different thing, they're aware when I leave my house so they hide in theirs.
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Himanshu C. Seth : I don't know why, but everytime I get bad dreams forcing me to wake up at night, thinking if at all my proposals would come to fruit.
Hansa P. Parekh : Yeah Himanshu, even I too get awakened at night by bad dreams, it's been so for the past 15 years.
Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : [Sarcastically] Hansa, you have never even once in these 15 years woke up before afternoon. How the hell are you supposed to be up at night ?
Praful T. Parekh : Babuji, in Hansa's bad dreams it's always night. Simple things never go into your mind.
Hansa P. Parekh : Yeah Praful. You know once I had a bad dream that Akshay Kumar visited our house but unfortunately there wasn't a pen so he could give his autograph. However, when he did give his autograph to all of us, Babuji was in great pain.
Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : Wait, why would I be pained if a star like Akshay Kumar gave his autograph to us ?
Hansa P. Parekh : Don't ask stupid questions Babuji. Wouldn't you be in pain if somebody slashed your wrists.
Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh : What ?
Hansa P. Parekh : Yes Babuji, when Akshay Kumar couldn't find a pen, he simply used our knife to slash your wrists and gave us his autograph with your blood.
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Jayshree Parekh : [At the movie's conclusion after continuous rantings by Anang Desai] Himanshu, just shoot Babuji out of this equation.
Himanshu C. Seth : [Taking Nimisha Vakharia literally and pulling out his pistol] Right Jayshree Ben
[shoots into the camera and the screen blacks out with Anang Desai's screams heard in the background]
Himanshu C. Seth : .