Eureka (TV Series)
This One Time at Space Camp... (2011)
Colin Ferguson: Jack Carter
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Quotes
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Sheriff Jack Carter : That's it?
Warren Hughes : Well, what were you expecting? The Spanish Inquisition?
Sheriff Jack Carter : No one *expects* the Spanish Inquisition.
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Warren Hughes : You can't do this! Beverly Barlowe knocked everyone out! She's trying to take over GD!
Sheriff Jack Carter : I don't remember that one.
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Jack Carter : So how long before we know if it worked?
Grace Monroe : Well, we shorted out the neural pathways. And suppressed the acetylcholine production in the basal forebrain. So hopefully that will inhibit his ability to retain short-term memory, but, these techniques have never been used for this purpose before.
Jack Carter : ...So maybe an hour?
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Vincent : [about Dr. Hughes] I don't even know how he got in there.
Jack Carter : Has he said anything?
Vincent : Just that he thinks the jukebox is some sort of voodoo magic machine.
Jack Carter : Let me guess. It's, uh, telling people what to do.
Vincent : I thought we took care of that.
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Henry Deacon : How did he get out of the cell?
Jack Carter : There's a fake brick. I keep a hide-a-key in there in case I lock myself in.
Henry Deacon : Yeah, well, that was smart.
Jack Carter : Yeah.
[pause]
Jack Carter : For the record, I've only used the hide-a-key once.
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Jack Carter : We fixed the air, remember? Fargo. Holly. They sucked up, uh, the ethane fog with, uh,
Dr. Warren Hughes : The evac thingy.
Jack Carter : Yeah, with that.
Vincent : Why is he talking like you?
Jack Carter : Long story.
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Jack Carter : We're not breaking up. Screw the D.O.D.
Allison Blake : They're sending a supervisor today to hear our appeal. They could be here any minute.
Jack Carter : Today?
Allison Blake : *Today*.
Jack Carter : [Looks around] Like I said, lots of smart people at the D.O.D. Nice, attractive bunch.
Allison Blake : That's really subtle.
Jack Carter : Thanks, I'm trying.
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Allison Blake : They tap into our hippocampus. It will only record the things that you're *willing* to share, so think of *those*.
Sheriff Jack Carter : No, see I've seen this before, and then the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man came
[growls]
Sheriff Jack Carter : come down the street, eh, I, eh--no.