- Jane Casey: My long streak of being the first name on a sign up sheet continues... Wait. What are we signing up for?
- Brittany Hanson: To organize this spectacular...
- Jane Casey: Stop right there. You had me at organized.
- [speaking to camera]
- Jane Casey: I love to organize. I'm in the organizing club. I actually organize the organizing club. And now I'm in a new club. I wonder what it is. No matter, I'll organize it.
- Carl Montclaire: Wait, principal Malone! I want you to take a minute and think about what the school would be like without Porter Jackson. If Porter Jackson leaves this school, then a bright shining star dims at Bennett High! The cafeteria food will taste blander, the school bell will ring duller, the library will be too quiet. But if Porter Jackson stays, then Bennett High will be shining on. Shine on, Bennett High. Shine on.