- Thanos: [Scarlet Witch's powers are reversing the effects of the Soul Stone] You're messing up my starter stone!
- [pulls her and Captain Marvel out of the Soul Stone]
- Captain Marvel: [as he's being pulled out] That hurts. Okay, watch the shoulders. That's it. Okay. Ta-da!
- [to Scarlet Witch]
- Captain Marvel: Thanks for the save, kid.
- Scarlet Witch: Anytime.
- Thanos: [confronting Scarlet Witch] Probability powers?
- Scarlet Witch: Yeah, I make things go wrong.
- Thanos: [sarcastically] Ooh, and I'm only invincible! Or I will be, when I get all the stuff for it. For now, I'll just use the Soul Stone's power to drain your soul. Soul Stone!
- [the Soul Stone starts sucking Scarlet Witch into it]
- Thanos: [chuckles] Did I mention it really hurts?
- Ms. Marvel: [glances at Scarlet Witch] Now, as for the loss of the Hellicarrier...
- Scarlet Witch: Oh. You so-called heroes are gonna blame me for wrecking your big boat to save your goody goody hero jobs.
- [spits on the ground]
- Scarlet Witch: Fine, cuff me. When Daddy hears about this, you're gonna be up to your keisters in evil mutants!
- Iron Man: Whoa, don't go all "Cell Block H" on us. Stark Industries will foot the bill for the Hellicarrier.
- Scarlet Witch: Um, just to clarify, you're not throwing me in jail?
- Ms. Marvel: [walks up to her and shakes her hand] Um, we're offering you a goody goody hero job you blasted newb.