Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt (TV Series)

Jingi naki haisetsu/Desu resu nisenju (2010)

Mitsuo Iwata: Speed Ghost

Quotes 

• Speed Ghost : [at hyper-speed]  YEAH! FUCK YEAH! DOESN'T GET ANY FASTER THAN THIS!

• Panty : Hi, I'm Panty! Where are you headed in such a hurry?

  Speed Ghost : Who cares where I'm going, bitch? I just wanna go real fast!

  Panty : Yeah, whatever. I can understand your need to reach a climax...

  Stocking : [arriving]  Panty, you're late! You took your time getting here!

  Speed Ghost : What? You're together?

  Panty : Yeah, yeah. Stocking, you're so impatient...

  [takes off her panties and transforms them into Backlace] 

  Speed Ghost : WHOA! Nice one, bitchy angel!

• Panty : Backlace is gone!... huh?

  Speed Ghost : [something wrapped around his head]  What the hell is this?

  Panty : That's my gun! I mean my panties!

  Speed Ghost : Shit! I can't see a thing!

  [with his tongue, he adjusts the panties to form a luchador mask on his head] 

  Speed Ghost : I feel so damn fast!

  Panty : [enraged]  Kill that motherfucker!

  Stocking : Are you finally ready to get on with it?

• [a huge convoy of police cars arrive and fire at the Speed Ghost] 

  Panty : Hey, get off my target!

  Speed Ghost : [impervious]  That ain't gonna work! Take that, and that!

  [sideswipes two cars, which causes a domino effect among the convoy] 

  Speed Ghost : Aw, yeah! KABOOM!

  [all the cars explode into the air] 

• Speed Ghost : [in a truck]  Heavy, this shit's heavy! Why's this body so heavy?

  Panty : [machine guns in her arms]  Hang on, I'll lighten your load!

• Speed Ghost : [to a resting Panty]  Hey, what's wrong? You didn't take very long to climax... what?

  [sees Stocking bearing down on him, her Stripe katanas drawn and ready] 

  Speed Ghost : Playing chicken with my speed-crazy ass? You've got balls, kitty cat!

  [accelerates] 

• Stocking : You won't get away!

  Speed Ghost : You wanna race, Kitty Cat? Bring it!

• Speed Ghost : Get out of the way! I'll run over anybody in my path!

• Speed Ghost : What the hell?

  Panty : Guess you came too early!

  [grabs Backlace and transmutes it into a pistol, then jumps on the train] 

  Speed Ghost : Oh, shit!

  Panty : So long, it's been fun... REPENT!

  [fires] 

  Speed Ghost : [explodes]  Thank you!

• [Stocking slices the Speed Ghost's truck in half] 

  Stocking : Okay. Grab the coin, so we can go home.

  Panty : You didn't destroy my panties, did you? Those were expensive!

  Stocking : Hell if I know... Where's the bell? I don't hear it.

  Panty : You're right...

  Speed Ghost : [on a train]  It's not over! I can still do this!

  [transforms the train into a monster machine] 

  Stocking : Round Three?

  Panty : Going three times without pulling out once? Not bad at all.

  Stocking : I thought I had him with that last one.

  Panty : Guess we need Backlace to finish the job...