Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt (TV Series)

Jingi naki haisetsu/Desu resu nisenju (2010)

Mariya Ise: Stocking

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Quotes 

• Panty : Stocking...

  Stocking : Panty...

  Panty : Let's do this!

• Madam : You're so good with your hands...

  Plumber : Thanks for hiring me. I'll be back later for a quick inspection.

  Madam : Such a hard-working young man... Wanna come inside for a drink? I need you to inspect my plumbing...

  Panty : [runs over the plumber]  BINGO! Found ya!

  Stocking : A toilet, and a young man...

  Panty : You're the one?

  Stocking : He's the one?

  Panty : He's the Ghost? Is that it?

• Panty : You gotta love morning wood!

  Stocking : You really have no standards, do you?

  Panty : It's crazy good. Three spins and half a twist when you wake up...

  Stocking : I'm more interested in sugar!

  Panty : How about protein?

  Stocking : It depends...

  Panty : It's good for you. Ain't that right, Garter?

  Gaterbelt : HOW SHOULD I KNOW? Listen to me: if you obscene angels don't want to be dropped, your only choice is to collect Heaven Coins by defeating those accursed Ghosts! You are not here to collect men or sugar! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS!

  [the girls sulk and beat up a flatulent Chuck] 

  Stocking : We know.

  Panty : Fuck it, let's roll!

• Gaterbelt : Where are you right now?

  Panty : Umm, I'm in a nursing home...

  Gaterbelt : I know you're at the Immoral Hotel!

  Panty : Shit!... Sorry, I got another call...

  Stocking : Panty, are you watching TV?

  Panty : No, I'm not.

  Stocking : You're probably in bed with a man! I'm in See-Through chasing a Ghost!

  Panty : Okay, okay, I got it! I wasn't really getting anywhere with this guy anyway...

• Panty : Hi, I'm Panty! Where are you headed in such a hurry?

  Speed Ghost : Who cares where I'm going, bitch? I just wanna go real fast!

  Panty : Yeah, whatever. I can understand your need to reach a climax...

  Stocking : [arriving]  Panty, you're late! You took your time getting here!

  Speed Ghost : What? You're together?

  Panty : Yeah, yeah. Stocking, you're so impatient...

  [takes off her panties and transforms them into Backlace] 

  Speed Ghost : WHOA! Nice one, bitchy angel!

• Panty : Backlace is gone!... huh?

  Speed Ghost : [something wrapped around his head]  What the hell is this?

  Panty : That's my gun! I mean my panties!

  Speed Ghost : Shit! I can't see a thing!

  [with his tongue, he adjusts the panties to form a luchador mask on his head] 

  Speed Ghost : I feel so damn fast!

  Panty : [enraged]  Kill that motherfucker!

  Stocking : Are you finally ready to get on with it?

• Panty : [about the Plumber]  Guess he got lucky...

  Stocking : But he wasn't the one.

  Panty : He was the one... a really good one!

  Stocking : Your tastes are fucked up, sister.

  Panty : You're the one who's fucked up! Buzz off!

  Gaterbelt : SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU DIRTY BITCHES! START DOING YOUR DAMN JOB!

  [hurls Zipper away] 

  Gaterbelt : OH, DAMN IT ALL!... Let's have dinner.

• Panty : That was good.

  Stocking : Garter, that curry was amazing!

  Gaterbelt : My curry's good shit. Good black shit!

  Stocking : What's for dessert? What's for dessert? Cacao, cocoa, chocolate, sweet black beans, black honey?

  Panty : Who cares?

• Panty : I'm off to use the little girls' room!

  Stocking : The crapper's gonna eat you!

  Panty : As if!

• Panty : [sucked down the toilet]  Stocking! Stocking! STOCKING!

  Stocking : Shut it, Panty! Keep it down! God, it serves you right! Hope you shit out all your organs in there!

• Panty : [drenched in sewage]  I've got it... I've got it...

  Gaterbelt : What've you got?

  Stocking : What's with all the curry?

  Stocking , Gaterbelt : IT STINKS!

  [both vomit] 

  Panty : I get it all now...

  Stocking : So what have you got?

  Stocking , Gaterbelt : IT STINKS!

  [both vomit] 

• Panty : [places Backlace to the plumber's forehead]  So, do ya feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?

  Stocking : Does he?

  [Panty pistol-slaps the plumber several times] 

  Plumber : Ow! Ow! Ow!

  Panty : Huh?... Guess not.

  Stocking : Wrong guy.

• Plumber : Did I do something wrong?

  Panty : Oh... he's kinda cute.

  Madam : [drooling]  I know! He's such a stud!

  [Panty wipes drool from her own face] 

  Panty : [gives her panties to her sister]  Here, have these.

  Stocking : Okay.

  [cut to a hotel where the plumber is gasping in ecstasy] 

• Stocking : I'm thinking one of Ploppy's mint chocolate cakes for dessert. I could eat 500 of those a day!... Zipper, are you listening to me? Hey, did you know those cakes turn your tongue completely green?

• Stocking : You won't get away!

  Speed Ghost : You wanna race, Kitty Cat? Bring it!

• Gaterbelt : Good morning, Stocking!

  Stocking : Morning. Morning, sugar!

  [chomps on a cupcake] 

• [Stocking slices the Speed Ghost's truck in half] 

  Stocking : Okay. Grab the coin, so we can go home.

  Panty : You didn't destroy my panties, did you? Those were expensive!

  Stocking : Hell if I know... Where's the bell? I don't hear it.

  Panty : You're right...

  Speed Ghost : [on a train]  It's not over! I can still do this!

  [transforms the train into a monster machine] 

  Stocking : Round Three?

  Panty : Going three times without pulling out once? Not bad at all.

  Stocking : I thought I had him with that last one.

  Panty : Guess we need Backlace to finish the job...