Grey's Anatomy (TV Series)
Slow Night, So Long (2010)
Chandra Wilson: Dr. Miranda Bailey
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Quotes
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Dr. Mark Sloan : [the night shift doctors, Karev, Grey, little Grey, Kepner, Avery, arrive at the hospital yawning] Did you just yawn? Was that a yawn?
Dr. Teddy Altman : Don't tell us you're tired after getting to sleep all day.
Dr. April Kepner : It's not as easy as it sounds.
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Not easy? Not... When I was a resident, I actually worked for a living. I did every other night call for five years.
Dr. Robert Stark : There were days I didn't go home for 72 hours. I loved it.
Dr. Alex Karev : As you trudged through the snow while you whittled your own scalpels.
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Dr. Miranda Bailey : [Bailey is drunk and goes to the hospital to sleep it off and is met by Kepner] Come here Kepner. Come. Closer.
[Kepner's face is leaning close to Bailey]
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Alex Karev is not the boy you want to take your maiden voyage with.
Dr. April Kepner : [Embarrassed and now straightening her posture] Oh, God! I know. I am aware. You don't need to tell me...
Dr. Miranda Bailey : You take your maiden voyage with a nice boy. A kind boy. A boy who loves you... You wait, you hear me? Keep your knees together.
[Drifting off to sleep]
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Use soap and warm water.
Dr. April Kepner : On... my maiden voyage?
Dr. Miranda Bailey : On the super glue.
[referring to the teens that had glued their arms together]
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Soap, water and put a little acetone in it. It works like a charm.
Dr. April Kepner : Ok. Yes, ma'am. Thank you.
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Dr. Teddy Altman : [several drinks later] You know, I write online profiles, and I check the boxes that say I like hiking and dogs...
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Is there a box for fistulas? 'Cause that's what I want. A guy that can talk fistulas.
[Doctors Altman, Sloan and Torres look bewildered]
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Find a man that's interested in fistulas and pancreas... essss and you'll find a man that's not internet dating.
