The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Assisted Suicide (2010)

Christopher McCulloch: Hank Venture, The Monarch, Sgt. Hatred, Pete White, Tim-Tom

Quotes 

• Hank Venture : Are you okay? Dr. O said you're probably insane now and that you'll never be the same.

  Dr. Venture : Are you kidding? Okay, I'm just turning 16 and having a birthday pool party. My father invites every girl he knows, and I'm not talking about girls my age. No, not Jonas. He invites Playboy Bunnies and models and, I think, actual whores - you know, real prostitutes. So there I am in my giant bathing suit with nervous puberty oozing out of my gigantic pores. Just, just awful. So, the band suddenly stops playing and I hear "And now the man of the hour, Rusty Venture!" All eyes on me, right? Then suddenly, almost predictably, the Action Man shoots my groin with a shrink ray right as that fucking jackass Colonel Gentleman pulls my shorts down.

  Hank Venture : Wow. That's like a nightmare.

  Dr. Venture : Oh, no! No! What I went through today was "like a nightmare." What happened when I was 16, that is my life!