1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#396 Onesie & Donesie" an accident prone salesmen sets himself on fire on a home shopping show, "#203 Hillary Snuffed" a former reality star take a metal straw to the brain when she is snorting cocaine, "#704 Cruci-fried" a phony faith healer is electrocuted by his microphone when he steps in a metal tub, "#742 Hammer Head" a peeping Tom is hit by a track a field hammer when he is staring at some field hockey players, "#478 Board Stiff" a skateboarder dies after falling in wet cement and knocking himself unconscious, "#47 Sumowed" a corporate team builder is hit by a car while wearing an over-sized sumo suit, and "#345 Bush Whacked" a wannabe survivalist dies after he eats wild plants in the woods.
—Shatterdaymorn