Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Penetration (2010)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
Quotes
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Detective Elliot Stabler : She's not going to be happy till she kills me.
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FBI Agent Dana Lewis : The PAT's plan was to spark a revolution by killing a cop. And you guys served up that state trooper on a silver platter. Then, after all of New York's finest would attend the funeral, they would just blow everybody else up.
[Lewis tosses a grenade towards Stabler and he catches it]
Detective Elliot Stabler : Hey, hey. I don't have a good track record with you and explosives.
[Nervously hands grenade back to her]
FBI Agent Dana Lewis : Oh relax Nancy. Pin's in it.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : Control include that van you were in getting blown up?
FBI Agent Dana Lewis : That was an unscheduled boom-boom which wouldn't have happened had you bozos not sicced the state trooper on us.
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Protester : [to Olivia] What are you, some kind of jihad Jane?
Detective Elliot Stabler : No, she's just very misguided.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Seth Coleman] Come on, pal, don't run. My knees are killing me.
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FBI Agent Dana Lewis : I should've put it together myself, but I haven't used that alias "Star Morrison" in over four years.
Detective Elliot Stabler : It's the only name Brian Ackerman knew you by.
Donald Cragen : There's the connection to Seth Coleman. Brian ran the Revolution-Aryan Warriors and he's doing life in Attica where you put him.
Detective Olivia Benson : Where you put him.
FBI Agent Dana Lewis : This is payback. I killed his son, Kyle - to save your ample ass in that courtroom shoot-out.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Doesn't make us even.
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Brian Ackerman : The Revolution-Aryan Warriors are stronger than ever.
Detective Elliot Stabler : Really? Since you went away, we elected a black president.
Brian Ackerman : Yeah. I hear he's Muslim.
Detective Olivia Benson : Don't believe everything you read on your own website.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : [to Agent Lewis] Flunked high school typing, huh?