"Secret Diary of a Call Girl" Episode #4.1 (TV Episode 2011) Poster

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sweet? I don't believe it!
RavenGlamDVDCollector9 December 2017
Kicking off the first episode of the final season, Belle returns from her, ahem, working holiday in the Maldives or Mauritius, wherever, where she "swam with turtles" (really big turtles, I'll bet) and "the rays were mental" and she now has enough cold cash to purchase swanky lodgings and live the life she dreamed of. Still takes on clients, though. A Queens Council, upper class goings-on, but really just the same bit of tally-ho, luv. Turns out Madame Stephanie is in the Queen's care after being stopped for speeding and having her car searched to reveal she was driving around with 40 thousand quid she was laundering. She wants Belle to "manage the office" but that isn't Hannah's cup of tea. She gets roped into taking care of Steffi Jr. though - Poppy takes lodgings with Our Heroine. Of course, this being Ep. 1, Poppy is sweet, but don't believe a word of it, I'll just bet the mare will bolt the stable come Ep. 2.

Ben feels he can handle the situation and ponies up to be Boyfriend. Oh, lotsa lotsa grief in yer future, boy. Who in his right mind could handle THAT situation?

Bottom line is, Billie Piper, winsome soulful brown eyes, golden tressed mane, and curvy delight all over (stand- in? unclear?), and with a taste for very interesting shoes - WOW yes. But in real life, would not be like this, not on your nelly, guv.

The priapic guy bucked and threw her halfway across the room, she's instantly back for more, no complaints? What universe?

Poppy said Mum described Belle to a T. "Denise Richards, hold the ice"?
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