The Office (TV Series)
Viewing Party (2010)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : [to Gabe] If you break that girl's heart, I will kill you. That's just a figure of speech. But seriously, if you break that girl's heart, I will literally kill you and your entire family.
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Erin Hannon : [about Gabe] Why don't you like him?
Michael Scott : What is there to like? He's just... he's a weird little skeevy guy with no waist. Why do you care whether we like him or not?
Erin Hannon : I care if *you* like him.
Michael Scott : Why? I'm not your father
[Long pause]
Michael Scott : Alright.
Erin Hannon : Ok.
Michael Scott : Go to your room.
Erin Hannon : What?
Michael Scott : Go to your room, young lady.
Erin Hannon : Uhm... I'm not going to my room.
Michael Scott : You listen to me, you listen good. You are not to see that boy anymore.
Erin Hannon : You listen to me, you are not to tell me what to do!
Michael Scott : As long as you are living under this roof, you are going to do what I say.
Erin Hannon : I hate your roof!
Michael Scott : Oh, do not raise your voice to me!
Erin Hannon : I'll raise it all I want, I'll raise the roof!
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Kelly Kapoor : Columbia Street in Washington Ave! When is he gonna come out?
[phone rings, Kelly answers and hangs up]
Andy Bernard : I bet he's wishing he had a hybrid, right? Sixty miles to the gallon in the city.
Kevin Malone : No! I bet he's wishing he was strangling someone!
Michael Scott : Ok, that's our street! That's our street! He's going down our street!
[runs out of conference room]
Michael Scott : Come on everybody!
[all quickly follow]
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Erin Hannon : Michael knows everything there is to know about snacks.
Michael Scott : Well.
Erin Hannon : Gabe was born in 1982. He was the longest baby in the hospital.
Michael Scott : He's the longest baby in this room.
Erin Hannon : What's the longest thing you've ever seen? For me it was the trail from a jet...
Gabe Lewis : Erin you don't have to...
Michael Scott : Yeah, you know what, Erin, you do have to.
Gabe Lewis : Michael, you are making this harder than it has to be.
Michael Scott : [Dead Serious] That's what she said.