The Office (TV Series)
WUPHF.com (2010)
Craig Robinson: Darryl Philbin
Quotes
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Darryl Philbin : Consider it a wuphf in person.
Andy Bernard : You're doing the wrong thing. You're going to lose Michael's investment, you're going to lose ours.
Darryl Philbin : You got this crazy opportunity to get our money back! Tell Mike to sell!
Andy Bernard : If you tell Michael to sell, he'll sell.
Ryan Howard : I'm betting on myself.
Stanley Hudson : It's a bad bet.
Michael Scott : Hello.
Ryan Howard : Hey. It's an ambush here. Nobody here believes in this company. Will you tell them they are wrong?
Darryl Philbin : It's not that we don't believe in the company, we don't believe in you.
Andy Bernard : All in those in favor of selling, say aye.
[the four investors say aye]
Michael Scott : I... do not agree to see, which is to say nay.
Darryl Philbin : What is wrong with you? What happened to you in high school?
Stanley Hudson : Michael, are you that blind?
Michael Scott : I'm not blind! I know exactly who he is. He is selfish and lazy and image-obsessed, and he is a bad friend. And he's also clever. And he shoots incredibly high, and he may just make it. But you know what? Even if he doesn't, I would rather go broke betting on my people, than get rich all by myself, on some island like a castaway. And there is no middle ground.
Andy Bernard : You're gonna lose all of our money.
Michael Scott : Only if he fails. And you know what? Ryan, I believe in you. Just like I believe in all of you. You have nine days to save everybody's money.
Ryan Howard : Oh... Uh, That's a lot of pressure. I'm gonna need some more time.
Michael Scott : You can't have it.
Ryan Howard : Okay. I won't let you down.
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Darryl Philbin : Is it any particular branch of Washington University?
Ryan Howard : The Washington University Public Health Fund.
Darryl Philbin : W - U - P - H - F.
Pam Beesly : Oh God.
Darryl Philbin : They only want it for the initials.
Ryan Howard : The domain name, yeah, they do.
