The Office (TV Series)

WUPHF.com (2010)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

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• Dwight Schrute : Did I truck three hundred bales of hay to a parking lot to rectify some childhood disappointment? Yes.

• Dwight Schrute : [the power shut off; cold opening]  Uh-oh. Ok, ok, nobody panic! Listen up, listen up!

  [Dwight uses a flashlight close to his face] 

  Dwight Schrute : Everyone, follow me to the shelter. We've got enough food for fourteen days. After that, we have a difficult conversation.

  Michael Scott : [the power went back on]  My bad. Space Heater and Fan were both on high, plugged into the same outlet. So...

  Jim Halpert : Um... it's saying the server went down? Does anybody know that password? 'Cause otherwise, we can't do any work.

  Michael Scott : Uh... try password.

  Jim Halpert : Nope.

  Dwight Schrute : Try 000000.

  Jim Halpert : No.

  Dwight Schrute : Okay, now try 000001.

  Jim Halpert : Okay, I'm not doing every number.

  Pam Beesly : Wait, um, does anyone remember when it was set up?

  Michael Scott : Uh... it was like, eight years ago?

  Pam Beesly : Lord of the Rings stuff? I don't know, I'm just trying to think of things that were happening at the time.

  Erin Hannon : Everyone was getting their driver's license.

  Jim Halpert : Why don't we just call the IT guy who set it up? What's the name of the guy in glasses again?

  Michael Scott : Okay, moving backwards our IT guys have been... Glasses, Turban, Earhair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge and Fatso. I think Lozenge was the one who installed it.

  Andy Bernard : I got it. Try, um...

  [Andy coughs] 

  Michael Scott : You know what? It made me laugh but Pam got really offended.

  Kevin Malone : Big boobs.

  Meredith Palmer : Drama queen?

  Angela Martin : Nosy?

  Pam Beesly : You're typing big boobs?

  Jim Halpert : I'm trying everything.

  Dwight Schrute : Try big boobs with a z.

  Jim Halpert : That's...

  [the password got accepted] 

  Jim Halpert : the password. We're in.

  [the crew cheered] 

  Michael Scott : The important thing is, this kept us secure, people.

• Dwight Schrute : [Deleted scene; reading poem]  Mother Earth by Dwight Kurt Schrute. The water runs, the Sun will glint, this is our environment. The Hay King steps upon the ground. He wields a giant man-sword 'round. He penetrates Mother Earth once, twice, again and again and again and again for all he's worth Pounding into her soft warm dirt. Her lips quivering, mounds shaking in ecstasy and sudden relief. Thank you.

• Dwight Schrute : Every fall growing up, my Uncle Eldred used to build a maze out of hay bales for us kids to play in. We called it Hay Place. Eldred called it Hay World, eventually lawyers were brought in. That's all behind us. Hay Place lives on!

• Dwight Schrute : The petting zoo closes at 2, and the goat roast is at 3.

• Girl who finds Needle in a Haystack : I found the needle in the haystack!

  Dwight Schrute : Hey, congratulations. You know what your prize is?

  Girl who finds Needle in a Haystack : I don't know.

  Dwight Schrute : Nothing. Life lesson - some tasks are not worth doing.