The Office (TV Series)

WUPHF.com (2010)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

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• Dwight Schrute : [the power shut off; cold opening]  Uh-oh. Ok, ok, nobody panic! Listen up, listen up!

  [Dwight uses a flashlight close to his face] 

  Dwight Schrute : Everyone, follow me to the shelter. We've got enough food for fourteen days. After that, we have a difficult conversation.

  Michael Scott : [the power went back on]  My bad. Space Heater and Fan were both on high, plugged into the same outlet. So...

  Jim Halpert : Um... it's saying the server went down? Does anybody know that password? 'Cause otherwise, we can't do any work.

  Michael Scott : Uh... try password.

  Jim Halpert : Nope.

  Dwight Schrute : Try 000000.

  Jim Halpert : No.

  Dwight Schrute : Okay, now try 000001.

  Jim Halpert : Okay, I'm not doing every number.

  Pam Beesly : Wait, um, does anyone remember when it was set up?

  Michael Scott : Uh... it was like, eight years ago?

  Pam Beesly : Lord of the Rings stuff? I don't know, I'm just trying to think of things that were happening at the time.

  Erin Hannon : Everyone was getting their driver's license.

  Jim Halpert : Why don't we just call the IT guy who set it up? What's the name of the guy in glasses again?

  Michael Scott : Okay, moving backwards our IT guys have been... Glasses, Turban, Earhair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge and Fatso. I think Lozenge was the one who installed it.

  Andy Bernard : I got it. Try, um...

  [Andy coughs] 

  Michael Scott : You know what? It made me laugh but Pam got really offended.

  Kevin Malone : Big boobs.

  Meredith Palmer : Drama queen?

  Angela Martin : Nosy?

  Pam Beesly : You're typing big boobs?

  Jim Halpert : I'm trying everything.

  Dwight Schrute : Try big boobs with a z.

  Jim Halpert : That's...

  [the password got accepted] 

  Jim Halpert : the password. We're in.

  [the crew cheered] 

  Michael Scott : The important thing is, this kept us secure, people.

• Gabe Lewis : [Last lines]  Gabe Lewis.

  Jo Bennett : [Edited audio by Jim Halpert plays]  Now, listen here, Gabe. You're too fat. No one's gonna like you if you're too fat. I made some changes to my book. See if you like them.

  Gabe Lewis : Well, Jo...

  Jo Bennett : Now, I love reading and I hate being interrupted. Shut up and listen, you gay bastard. Chapter One: I was born, not into luxury, nor poverty.

  [Gabe looks through the book book] 

  Jo Bennett : But into adversity, and for that, I thank the Lord. My father was a man. That's all we can know. After I learned to ride a bike, there was no stopping me. I would ride up Magnolia Street and down Azalea Lane. Which would later become my...

  Jim Halpert : [Jim comes into Gabe's office]  All right, good night, Gabe. Just wanted to say thanks again. 'Cause I really think I made good use of my day, oh! Sorry.

  Jo Bennett : I've always been a fighter. And Fate has obliged me with plenty of battles, the first being a hard...

• Jim Halpert : Oh, nice, wasting time, here we go.

  Meredith Palmer : Hey, back off. It's Solitaire.

  Creed Bratton : Hey, kid. Hear you're looking for work.

  Jim Halpert : Talk to me.

  Creed Bratton : How far can you reach those lovely, long arms of yours?

  [Jim stretches his arms] 

  Creed Bratton : Eh, put 'em down. How long can you hold that pretty little breath of yours?

  [Jim holds his breath] 

  Creed Bratton : Good.

  Gabe Lewis : Hey, Jim? Are you distracting these people?

  Creed Bratton : We're working.

  Gabe Lewis : Can you at least try to look busy?

• Jim Halpert : I am on the first hot sales streak of my life. I think it all comes from feeding Cece, because no matter how much she resists, I sell her those carrots. Let's be honest, if I can make mooshed carrots seem better than a boob, I can sell anything.