The Office (TV Series)

WUPHF.com (2010)

Leslie David Baker: Stanley Hudson

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• Stanley Hudson : Yes, I have a dream, and it's not some MLK dream for equality. I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button that I can press, and launch that lighthouse into space.

• Michael Scott : Excuse me, everyone. SEX! Now that I have your attention...

  Stanley Hudson : You don't have our attention.

  Michael Scott : MONEY!

  Stanley Hudson : I'm listening.

  Kevin Malone : You had me at sex.

  Michael Scott : Pervert.

  Phyllis Vance : You have all of our attentions just by screaming anything.

  Michael Scott : That's good to know. AAAAH!

  Pam Beesly : What do you want to say, Michael?

  Michael Scott : Wuphf!

• Darryl Philbin : Consider it a wuphf in person.

  Andy Bernard : You're doing the wrong thing. You're going to lose Michael's investment, you're going to lose ours.

  Darryl Philbin : You got this crazy opportunity to get our money back! Tell Mike to sell!

  Andy Bernard : If you tell Michael to sell, he'll sell.

  Ryan Howard : I'm betting on myself.

  Stanley Hudson : It's a bad bet.

  Michael Scott : Hello.

  Ryan Howard : Hey. It's an ambush here. Nobody here believes in this company. Will you tell them they are wrong?

  Darryl Philbin : It's not that we don't believe in the company, we don't believe in you.

  Andy Bernard : All in those in favor of selling, say aye.

  [the four investors say aye] 

  Michael Scott : I... do not agree to see, which is to say nay.

  Darryl Philbin : What is wrong with you? What happened to you in high school?

  Stanley Hudson : Michael, are you that blind?

  Michael Scott : I'm not blind! I know exactly who he is. He is selfish and lazy and image-obsessed, and he is a bad friend. And he's also clever. And he shoots incredibly high, and he may just make it. But you know what? Even if he doesn't, I would rather go broke betting on my people, than get rich all by myself, on some island like a castaway. And there is no middle ground.

  Andy Bernard : You're gonna lose all of our money.

  Michael Scott : Only if he fails. And you know what? Ryan, I believe in you. Just like I believe in all of you. You have nine days to save everybody's money.

  Ryan Howard : Oh... Uh, That's a lot of pressure. I'm gonna need some more time.

  Michael Scott : You can't have it.

  Ryan Howard : Okay. I won't let you down.