- Dan Stark: [to Julius, trying to get him to ID a dine-and-dash perp] He's a scumbag, you're a former scumbag.
- Dan Stark: [after meeting Jack's former police academy partner] Yeah, I can see why you hate that guy.
- Jack Bailey: [to Dan] Now, you do realize that you broke a $300 window to stop a crime worth $6.52, plus tip?