- Stephanie Powell: [at request for a new computer] No. I'm sorry, JJ. And if you want it so bad, you're just gonna have to save up for it with your allowance.
- J.J. Powell: Great. In nine years, five months, one week and three days I can look forward to that purchase.
- Stephanie Powell: Just a reminder, you're gonna have to keep your powers under wraps when Mrs. Kornbluth comes to stay tomorrow.
- Daphne Powell: Wait, WHAT?
- J.J. Powell: Mrs. Kornbluth?
- Stephanie Powell: What else did you think was gonna happen when your father and I go stay overnight at a hotel to celebrate our anniversary?
- Daphne Powell: Mom, Mrs. Kornbluth is 86. We practically have to take care of HER. We can stay alone for one night. I'm old enough to supervise.
- Stephanie Powell: Daphne, you're only 16.
- Daphne Powell: I can operate a motor vehicle; I am perfectly capable of operating a JJ.
- Stephanie Powell: [disbelieving what she's just heard] George hit you with his car?
- Jim Powell: It was a rental.
- Katie Andrews: Okay, see, this guy that I'm dating...
- Stephanie Powell: Will.
- Katie Andrews: Yes. Will. So, he's sweet and he's... hot. I mean, he's not flame-retardant, but, you know, still very hot.
- Stephanie Powell: Are we bad parents leaving our kids alone like this.
- Jim Powell: Hey, they're not alone. That's why we had two.
- George St. Cloud: Check the fine print of the manual that you never received, says "Superheroes don't get the night off."
- Stephanie Powell: Once I identify his vulnerable D.N.A. strands, I will isolate a molecular pathogen that will trigger Patton's cellular senescence, rendering his powers inert forever.