- Little Girl: [after Garfield is tossed in a trashcan] Looky, Mommy. Someone threw away a perfectly good pussycat.
- Little Girl's Mom: Humph. They probably thought he was too fat, dear.
- Garfield: Hey, you're not exactly supermodel material yourself, lady!
- Game Show Host: [on TV] But now it's time for our home game where one lucky viewer will get to play Say a Kind of Tree and We Hit You with a Lemon Meringue Pie!
- Jon Arbuckle: Home game? You mean someone will be hit with a lemon meringue pie just for saying, oh, I don't know, spruce?
- [the doorbell rings]
- Jon Arbuckle: I'll get it!
- [Garfield watches as Jon opens the door]
- Jon Arbuckle: Uh, yes?
- [Jon is hit in the face with a lemon meringue pie]
- Garfield: [gasps] Oh, great. You finally won something and it's that.
- [Odie is freed from the pound after Garfield sneaks in and gives him back his collar, but Garfield is still locked inside]
- Pete: A cat? How did a cat get in here? You shouldn't be in here, cat.
- Garfield: True. Open the door and let me out.
- Pete: I'm gonna open the door and let you out... just as soon as Al gets back. He has the only key.
- [Pete leaves]
- Garfield: Hey, you can't leave me here like some... some dog. I'm not a dog! Dogs are ugly! Dogs are disgusting!
- [a large yellow dog breaks out of his cage]
- Garfield: Stupid, worthless creatures!
- [all the other dogs begin furiously breaking out of their cages]
- Garfield: They're idiots!
- [the barking, angry dogs approach Garfield's cage]
- Garfield: Dogs are all over the place! They're all around me! They're... They're...
- [backs up]
- Garfield: I... I didn't mean what I said. I was talking about other dogs. You know, uh, I love dogs. In fact, I am a dog, see? Uh, dog.
- [the dogs break open Garfield's cage and Garfield walks out, trying to imitate a dog]
- Garfield: Bow wow. Ruff, ruff, ruff.
- [sniffs around, then looks at the dogs]
- Garfield: You're not buying this for a second, are ya?
- Dogs: GRRRRR!
- Garfield: Look, I'd like to take this opportunity to make a sincere apology.
- [Garfield runs away]
- [after the dogcatcher, Al, brings Odie home to Jon]
- Jon Arbuckle: So that's where you were, Odie. Which brings us to the next question: Where's Garfield?
- [Odie tries to explain what happened by barking and muttering]
- Jon Arbuckle: [chuckles] Yeah, knowing him, he's probably out somewhere having a wonderful time.
- [outside, Garfield is being chased by the angry dogs from the pound]
- Garfield: Ouch! Help! Oh! Help! Oh!
- [the dogs continue to chase him]
- Garfield: Help! Get me outta here!