The film opens by stating "The filmmakers wish to state that no penguins were harmed in the making of this film. Probably."
The opening cards include a joke - Q: Why don't you see Penguins in Britain? A: Because they're afraid of Wales. - and then does the standard club stand-up sign off of "I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress."
Right before the production shingle, the opening credits mention that, "If you get bored, True Grit is playing next door. I hear it's real good" and then closes with "Help, I'm being held prisoner in an editing studio" while a scream sounds in the background, cut off by a muffled shot.
After the final "Hello to..."s for the Kickstarter backers (a full 4:51 worth of names) and the dedication, the film promises that "Benjam [sic] Sniddlegrass will return in: Benjamin Sniddlegrass and the Death of Narrative Cinema". The titles then chastise the viewer for staying through the entirety of the credits, telling them not to expect "a bunch of hilarious outtakes - this isn't a Wil [sic] Ferrell movie." It then asks for "your bank details, PIN number, date of birth, mother's maiden name, mother's maid's name, & favourite U2 album" to help out a Nigerian prince who needs an Australian bank account into which to transfer a billion dollars. The title credits then replay in reverse.