Ruff Ruffman: [the episode begins with a soggy fatigued Ruff walking on all fours with a ball in his mouth. He stands up and spits the ball out, panting heavily] I... I can't believe it!... My person has rediscovered the joys of playing fetch with her dog!
Ruff's Owner: Ruffykins, where did you go?
Ruff Ruffman: Ugh!... She's throwing the balls everywhere in the yard! I even have to fetch balls from the pool! THE POOL!
Ruff's Owner: Ruffy, come out here and fetch, right now!
Ruff Ruffman: [sighs angrily] Woof, Woof! Gimme a minute! Alright, I only have a minute to dry off and get a quick snack. Luckily, I've come up with two awesome inventions. First, for the dog who needs help drying off,, 'the Shake it CD and Dance Mat"!
[gives the cd to chet]
Ruff Ruffman: here, Chet!
[Chet puts the CD and music starts playing as Ruff dances]
DVD: And shake! and shake and shake and dry that fur! And shake and dry that tail! And shake and shake, yeah!
Ruff Ruffman: Yeah!
[Blossom turns off the music]
Ruff Ruffman: Hey! Oh, yeah, a towel would work too.
Ruff's Owner: Ruffie poo! Come out to mama!
Ruff Ruffman: Yikes! I need to get back out there! But first,
[brings out a device with Ruff's face on it]
Ruff Ruffman: My snackerator! It's gonna sweep the dog world! You put your kibble here, And in no time at all, it dispenses a tasty snack!
[the machine shoots out a few pieces of kibble rapidly, hitting Ruff]
Ruff Ruffman: Ow! Ah!
Ruff's Owner: Ruffy, come now!
Ruff Ruffman: [Ruff is hit by one last kibble] Ow...
[walks away on all fours again]