Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

You're a Rotten Dirty Bastard: Christmas Special (2010)

Noah Antwiler: The Spoony One

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : Merry Christmas, you porn-reviewing fucktard!

  Cinema Snob : Blow me!

  Nostalgia Critic : Merry Christmas, you self-righteous activist for anything, you!

  Nostalgia Chick : I so wish you'd die.

  Nostalgia Critic : Merry Christmas, you pasty comic book-reading ass-magnet, you!

  [Linkara lowers his comic and flips off the Critic] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Merry Christmas, you over-excitable Puerto Rican jumping bean!

  Angry Joe : Oh, I am so working on a hand grenade with your name on it.

  Cinema Snob : Merry Christmas, you pompous reject of everything likable, you!

  The Spoony One : [cheerfully]  Thanks a lot! I'll see you in hell!

• Roger : Oh, come on! These can't possibly be as bad as Joe being the president of the United States.

  Nostalgia Critic : I suppose you're right. I mean, it can't get any worse.

  The Spoony One : Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to!