- Constable Henry Higgins: "Twas twilly and the grumbly snifters burbled in their moonly sned, while the brilliutiful Noomava--" George, what does this mean?
- Constable George Crabtree: It doesn't mean anything, Higgins. It's nonsense!
- Constable Henry Higgins: Oh. Like your novel?
- Constable George Crabtree: [Offended] I'll have you know, I've finished Curse Of The Lost Pharaohs. It's so good, I'm sure to write another!
- [Higgins smirks]
- Constable George Crabtree: And when I do, there will be a character based on you, and he will be the village idiot!