Peep Show (TV Series)
St Hospitals (2010)
Camilla Beeput: Zahra
Quotes
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Jeremy Usborne : So, what are you in for? You don't have to tell me if it's disgusting.
Zahra : My boyfriend's in intensive care.
Jeremy Usborne : [voiceover] Boyfriend.
[to Zahra]
Jeremy Usborne : Oh.
Zahra : Yeah. He's in a bad way. Unconscious. They don't know when he's going to come round.
Jeremy Usborne : That's... terrible.
[voiceover]
Jeremy Usborne : Terri-brill!
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[In the hospital, Mark finds Jeremy sitting at Ben's bedside, reading to him]
Mark Corrigan : Jez?
Jeremy Usborne : Oh, hi, Mark.
Mark Corrigan : What are you doing?
Jeremy Usborne : I'm reading FHM to this unconscious guy.
Mark Corrigan : But why?
Jeremy Usborne : Because I have a heart.
Mark Corrigan : Yeah?
[Zahra comes back into the room, still on her phone. Mark realises what's going on]
Zahra : Work's crazy. Thanks so much.
Mark Corrigan : Oh, OK.
Jeremy Usborne : What?
Mark Corrigan : Nothing.
Jeremy Usborne : What?
Mark Corrigan : Nothing.
Jeremy Usborne : [getting up] No, go on, what?
Mark Corrigan : No, it's fine.
Jeremy Usborne : What are you saying?
Mark Corrigan : Nothing.
Jeremy Usborne : Look, there's no need to all cynical just because...
Mark Corrigan : Jeremy, it's fine. I'm actually quite glad it's all a filthy duplicitous ploy, I was worried you had a complete personality change.
Jeremy Usborne : Oh, just because I'm doing something decent there has to be this weird thing going on?
Mark Corrigan : Uh, yes. Normally, yes.