- Gwaine: So according to Merlin here, if you tell me where this cup is, you'd have to kill me.
- Arthur: That's correct.
- Gwaine: May as well tell me, then. Let's be honest, you couldn't kill me even if you wanted to.
- Arthur: Yeah? Try me.
- Gwaine: I already did, back in the arena. I had you bang to rights, did I not?
- Arthur: That... was just a game.
- Gwaine: Oh, a game... Right! I won that game, did I not?
- Arthur: No, you didn't! One more minute...
- Merlin: One more minute and you both would've been dead! Neither of you won. Your plan was a half-baked disaster, and If it was not for that fire, we'd all be pushing up daisies.
- Merlin: This is ridiculous. Are you going to tell me where we're going or not?
- Arthur: Well, I can tell you it will be dangerous
- Merlin: Great.
- Arthur: And I can tell you we will be travelling through bandit infested lands.
- Merlin: Terrific. Then where?
- Arthur: I can't tell you that.
- Merlin: You don't know where we're going.
- Arthur: No, Merlin. I know where we're going. It's just, I can't tell you, that's all.
- Merlin: Right, 'cause if you do, you'll have to kill me, I suppose.
- Arthur: [Deadly serious] Immediately and without hesitation.
- Merlin: Great. It'll be a surprise. I love surprises. Who doesn't love a good surprise?