Regular Show (TV Series)

Ello Gov'nor (2010)

J.G. Quintel: Mordecai, Cricket #6, Movie Guy

Quotes 

• Benson : What the heck is going on?

  Mordecai : [pushes Rigby]  Rigby's just freaked out by this dumb British movie we watched.

  Benson : Well, you'd better have this mess cleaned up by the time I get back from my cricket game.

  Mordecai : Cricket?

  Benson : Yeah. I'm trying new things. So what?

  Mordecai : [gasps]  Will British people be there?

  Benson : It's cricket, what do you think?

• Pops : There she is. Isn't she a beauty?

  Mordecai : What the heck Pops? I thought you said you had a British taxi.

  Pops : A British taxi? Oh, I thought you said a brownish taxi.

  Mordecai : But that taxi's yellow.

  Pops : Yellow? My taxi is no coward, I guarantee you that.

• Mordecai : Ello Gov'nor?

  Rigby : Yeah, man, it's foreign. Check it.

  [reading the back] 

  Rigby : A British taxi is possessed by the soul of its driver, seeking revenge on the lowly gang members who murdered him. Pay the fare...

  [pops head from behind case] 

  Rigby : ... or pay the price.

  Mordecai : No, dude, not another horror movie. Last time I had to walk you to the bathroom every night for a week.

  Rigby : No, man, it'll be different. This one is old and cheesy. It will be hilarious.

  Mordecai : You sure you can handle it?

  Rigby : Dude, it's in black and white. Come on.

  Mordecai : Mmm... alright.

• Rigby : I keep having nightmares!

  Mordecai : Just dream about something else then.

  [lies back down] 

  Mordecai : Dream like you're a tough guy or something.

  Rigby : [trying to sleep]  I'm a tough guy.

  [He says "tough guy" repeatedly] 

  Rigby : .

• Mordecai : Augh!

  [sits up] 

  Mordecai : What the heck, Rigby?

  Rigby : It's that stupid British taxi! It's all up inside my brain!

  Mordecai : [groans]  I knew it! I knew this would happen! I told you we shouldn't have watched that movie!

  Rigby : I know, I'm sorry. I can't help it.

  Mordecai : [sighs]  Alright, dude, we'll just desensitize you to the horror. We're gonna watch Ello Gov'nor over and over again until you stop being scared.

• Rigby : Look at it! Look at it!

  Mordecai : Let me go!

  Rigby : It's not real! You can see the microphone showing!

  [Sure enough, a boom mic is seen on the frame] 

  Rigby : Look at it!

  Mordecai : Get off me!

  Rigby : I'm sick of you keeping me up! You look at it!

  Mordecai : Let me go!

  [fade to the daytime] 

  Rigby : Look at it!

  Mordecai : Let me go!

  Rigby : [fade back to nighttime]  Look at it!

  [fade back to daytime. Mordecai & Rigby are tired] 

  Rigby : Look... At it. You look at it. You... look at it.

  Mordecai : Let... Me... Go!

  [Rigby breaks free and gets the movie out of the VCR. He throws it against the wall as Benson comes into the room] 

• Mordecai : See Rigby, there's nothing to be afraid of. See how calm and collected these British dudes are?

  [British people come walking up to Mordecai, Rigby &Benson] 

  Cricket #6 , Cricket #3 , Cricket #4 , Cricket #2 , Cricket #1 , Cricket #5 : Ello, gov'nor. Ello, gov'nor, ello gov'nor, ello, ello, ello...

  [Rigby gets scared by their greetings. The British people look evil for some reason. Suddenly, the British Taxi appears] 

  British Taxi : Ello, gov'nor!

  [Rigby screams and runs away] 

  Mordecai : Rigby! RIGBY!

  [Rigby's still running towards the house. Pops and Skips walk up to Mordecai] 

  Mordecai : Aw man, I knew we shouldn't have watched that lame car movie.

  Skips : He's scared of cars now?

  Mordecai : No, just British taxis.

  Pops : What a silly notion, my British taxi isn't scary at all.

  Mordecai : Wait, Pops, you own a British taxi?

  Pops : Yes.

• British Taxi : Ello, gov'nor!

  Mordecai : Holy crap, it's real!