- Constable George Crabtree: [after discovering the murdered girls love letters and diary and sniffing them] The secret life of teenage girls!
- [Murdoch pulls the letters away from him/]
- Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: [impatiently, after reading the teenaged girl's love letters] Hard to keep your lunch down when you read tripe like this!
- Detective William Murdoch: [after Crabtree shows Murdoch a copy of Bram Stoker's book] Well, it seems everyone is reading "Dracula" but me.!
- Detective William Murdoch: So after you retire for the night, the girls are unsupervised?
- Mrs. Irvin: I sleep with one ear open, detective.
- Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: Werewolves, Martians, ghosts, now vampires. What next, Crabtree? Abominable snowmen?
- Constable George Crabtree: Sir, that's a fictitious creature, dreamed up probably by someone who has seen a sasquatch.