- Mordecai, Rigby: We gonna paaaaar-ty!
- Mordecai: Got some chips, got some dips!
- Rigby: Some call me cheap, bit of a freeloader, but I bought cups for that old-school soda!
- Mordecai: I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but here's some hummus for these mini-toasts!
- Rigby: Huu-mmus!
- Mordecai: Humm-uus!
- Mordecai, Rigby: Hummus!
- Benson: Why are you guys yelling hummus?
- Mordecai: [hides party food] Uh, no reason?
- Benson: Doesn't matter anyway, cause while I'm on my night off tonight, Skips is in charge! That's right. This guy's going to be my eyes and ears.
- [leaves the room]
- Skips: This'd better be some party.