Chuck (TV Series)
Chuck Versus the Seduction Impossible (2011)
Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski
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Quotes
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Chuck Bartowski : Okay, well, look, we know my family's stressful, but what else? What, you know, other pros and cons of having a big wedding?
Sarah Walker : Well, okay, I mean, who am I going to invite? Who's going to come? And who's going to walk me down the aisle?
Chuck Bartowski : I'm such an idiot. This was never about my family. This is about yours. I'm so sorry. I should've figured that out.
Sarah Walker : I should have told you and not have you figure it out.
John Casey : [From behind a wall] You have got to be kidding me with this conversation! I'm about to cut my arm off.
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Chuck Bartowski , Sarah Walker : Uh oh.
Roan Montgomery : What? What's happening?
Chuck Bartowski : Casey's going to try to seduce the guard.
Roan Montgomery : No. What? The man who flunked my course at the Farm, *twice*?
Sarah Walker : [to the commuicator] Casey, uh, that's not a very good idea. Don't you have a gun or some explosives?
Roan Montgomery : You're terrible at seduction. You have no finesse.
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Chuck Bartowski : [as Chuck's family are making wedding suggestions] Wow. Family... intense.
Sarah Walker : I'm actually sweating. The last time I sweated there was gunfire involved.
John Casey : I hear you. We need a bad guy.
Chuck Bartowski : So badly.
Sarah Walker : Guys, we need a mission.
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Chuck Bartowski : What's going on with the General? She's a hot mess.
John Casey : General Beckman and Roan Montgomery have a bit of a history.
Sarah Walker : Their romance has been going on for... decades. Historic events happen when those two are together.
John Casey : Berlin '89. Iraq '91. Florida 2000.
Sarah Walker : Which is why we better go get him.
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Chuck Bartowski : Again, Casey, I can't apologize enough for that accidental touching in there. It's a very tight changing space.
John Casey : Yeah, don't mention it.
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Sarah Walker : Ma'am, Fatima will have Roan shot on sight. No man could seduce Fatima Tazi twice. It's a...
Chuck Bartowski : Seduction impossible.
General Diane Beckman : Get him.
Chuck Bartowski : General, I know that Roan has broken... a promise or two, but you can't send the man to his death.
General Diane Beckman : Get me Roan Montgomery!
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Chuck Bartowski : Sarah, I don't want to elope. Ok? I just don't! Not at all. Not even the slightest bit. I've always wanted a big family wedding and now more than ever- so no. My answer to eloping is no!
Sarah Walker : I hear what you're saying. But why do you get to say "no?" What about what I want?
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Chuck Bartowski : General, we were just wondering if there was anything that you or the counttry needed - from us. Preferably outside of America.
General Diane Beckman : Actually, I do have a mission, but it would be off the books. You would have no support, and it's extremely dangerous.
Chuck Bartowski , Sarah Walker : We're in!
John Casey : In!
General Diane Beckman : Then your mission is to rescue and return one of our own: Roan Montgomery.