Glee (TV Series)

The Sue Sylvester Shuffle (2011)

Kevin McHale: Artie Abrams

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• Sam Evans : Why can't we just let them back on the team just for this game?

  Shannon Beiste : No. We carry this thing through, even if it means having to forfeit the game.

  Finn Hudson : I can't believe this is it.

  Rachel Berry : [sharing a look with Mercedes]  Maybe it isn't. We want to join the team.

  Artie Abrams : "We" who?

  Mercedes Jones : All of us Glee girls. We want to join the football team, and we want to play in the championship.

  Mike Chang : Come on, guys, stop screwing around. It's not cool.

  Lauren Zizes : What's not cool is you guys not respecting women enough to realize we're perfectly capable of playing football. And don't forget who the state champ in Greco-Roman wrestling is. I've got offers from three different professional wrestling organizations for after I graduate, so...

• Dave Karofsky : [after getting Slushied]  Oh, my eyes! It's burning!

  Finn Hudson : Just relax. It stops after a couple hours.

  Dave Karofsky : No frickin' way I'm letting that happen again.

  Artie Abrams : He's in the first stage of loserdom: denial.