- [a caver is crawling though a very narrow crevice in a cave]
- Caver: [plaintive voice] I've done a stupid thing. I've slipped right down and me head's stuck.
- Russell Harty: When God had finished making Heaven, rather like you make an apple pie, with that bit of pastry that was left over, he fashioned the Yorkshire Dales.
- [Hannah Hauxwell is leaving her deserted farmhouse to go live in a nearby village. The removal van is being towed by a tractor up a snowy lane. She takes a last look at the house where she has lived all her life]
- Hannah Hauxwell: [tearfully] Whatever I am, wherever I am, this is me. This is my life. And if there's a funny old person in years to come - a ghost walking up and down here - it'll be me.