- Pvt. Dick Simmons: Oh, no! Grif!
- Sgt. Dexter Grif: Yipe!
- [Tex pulls the trigger on Sarge's shotgun, pointed at Grif's face, but it clicks empty]
- Sarge: Private Grif! You should be ashamed of yourself! We've run out of ammo again! That's *your* responsibility!
- Sgt. Dexter Grif: Huh, I guess this is the first time my laziness has saved my... oof!
- [Tex steps on Grif's stomach and he picks up a traffic cone]
- Sgt. Dexter Grif: Protect me, cone!
- Pvt. Leonard L. Church: [Narrating] I'd like to say that I found her right away, that I just walked into the Epsilon unit and there she was, waiting for me. As you can probably guess it didn't happen that way, but I know she's in here somewhere, and I'll find her. We always seem to find each other, for better or for worse. I don't know why the Director did what he did. I don't know if he was trying to revive a memory from his past or if he was just trying to get it out of his head. But I figured out something that the Director didn't. It took Alpha, Delta and all the rest to help piece it together for me, but, what I've learned is that a great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all that you think about. And you can focus on it and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient, and you hold still, well maybe, just maybe, it'll come to you. I just need to make sure I'm somewhere that she can find me.
- [He arrives in Blood Gulch]
- Pvt. Leonard L. Church: I think this place is a little different than it was before. See out there, everything is based on the Alpha. But in here, well, I guess I'm the Alpha. And maybe this time through, things will be a little different for me as well. I guess I'll find out.
- Pvt. Lavernius Tucker: Hey Church, come on. I think the Reds got a new vehicle. Let's check it out
- Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: They only gotta jeep. We gotta tank. That's way better.
- Pvt. Leonard L. Church: Okay, I'll be right there.
- Pvt. Leonard L. Church: [Narrating] And I mean, hell, if you had to live the rest of your life in a memory, you might as well make it a good one.
- Sarge: That was the worst driving of all time.
- Sgt. Dexter Grif: Because that wasn't driving, that was flying and burning!
- Sarge: Touche.
- Pvt. Leonard L. Church: So Sheila, is there any way to turn her, only you know, partway back on?
- F.I.L.S.S.: No, I am sorry. I can either leave her in lock, or take her out of lock. There is no in between.
- Pvt. Lavernius Tucker: So she's either completely asleep, or full-on bitch. Sounds like my ex-wife.
- Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: You were married?
- Pvt. Lavernius Tucker: Haw-ha- gross, I hope not.