- Nikki: I wonder what it's like to kiss a dead guy.
- Clark: Honey, dinners on me tonight.
- Scarlett: What do you mean?
- Clark: Well I didn't kill anyone, I didn't say I wouldn't eat anyone.
- Bryce: What did you donate a million dollars to pandas?
- Clark: What if I did? Okay check this out, how sick would this be, Panda bears, doing Calvin Klein underwear commercials.
- Bryce: Why did God give you all that money?
- Scarlett: Well, I'm waiting.
- Clark: Aww forget it, I'd marry you but I don't feel like being buried alive again.
- Scarlett: I'm not Nikki.
- Clark: No, but you married a loser like Norm.
- Scarlett: Hmm, note to self, when buried alive, there is a risk of brain cell degeneration.
- Clark: You still love me?
- Scarlett: I love you.
- Clark: Aww I love you too.
- Scarlett: He was pretty good in bed.
- Nikki: I knew you were sleeping with him, what a jerk.
- Scarlett: Would you like to try my special blend?
- Clark: Oh ya. Mmm, it's tangy.
- Scarlett: It's an oasis tropical melange.
- Bryce: I wish I had won that money, instead I have to deal with your fucken bullshit, of you winning money and... ehhhh I can't deal with this problem and waaaa I can't deal with this problem.
- Bryce: Yay, there is nothing like carrying literally 150 pounds of dead weight up the stairs.
- Nikki: Nice of you to finally show up.
- Bryce: Hey, you know my tradition, Big Mac after sex.
- Nikki: You're a moron.
- Scarlett: Okay guys, start dragging the body up the stairs.
- Norm: You bring me something to drink?
- Nikki: You deserve nothing. If it wasn't for your incompetence, we wouldn't be out here tonight.
- Norm: Come on Nikki, I been digging here for four hours. Give me a shwig. Give me a shwig you goddam tramp.
- Nikki: Watch your mouth you rodent.
- Nikki: Man, your foot stinks.