Doctor Who (TV Series)

Let's Kill Hitler (2011)

Alex Kingston: River Song

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Quotes 

• German Officer : What are you doing here?

  River Song : Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought "Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Fuehrer." Who's with me?

• River Song : Hang on! Just something I have to check.

  [exits to bathroom] 

  Rory : Is anybody else finding today just a bit difficult? I'm getting a sort of banging in my head.

  Amy Pond : Yeah, I think that's Hitler in the cupboard.

  Rory : That's not helping...

  The Doctor : This isn't the River Song we know yet. This is her right at the start. Doesn't even know her name.

  River Song : [from bathroom]  Oh, that's *magnificent*!

  [appears in doorway, beaming] 

  River Song : I'm going to wear *lots* of jodhpurs!

• River Song : [River is shot by German soldiers]  Word of advice, boys - never shoot a girl while she's regenerating!

  [Lets out a burst of energy, knocking the soldiers out] 

• River Song : I'm all yours, sweetie.

  The Doctor : Only River Song gets to call me that.

  River Song : And who's River Song?

  The Doctor : An old friend of mine.

  River Song : Stupid name.

• The Doctor : If you were in a hurry, you could have killed me in the cornfield.

  River Song : We'd only just met. I'm a psychopath, I'm not rude.

• River Song : Ladies and gentlemen, I don't have a thing to wear.

  [points guns] 

  River Song : Take off your clothes!

• River Song : [strikes a pose in front of the Doctor]  Hello, Benjamin!