Doctor Who (TV Series)

Let's Kill Hitler (2011)

Matt Smith: The Doctor

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• The Doctor : Rory, take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there. Now. Do it.

  Rory : Right. Putting Hitler in the cupboard. Cupboard. Hitler. Hitler. Cupboard. Come on.

  Adolf Hitler : But I am the Führer!

  Rory : Right. In you go.

• Rory : Doctor, River was brainwashed to kill you right?

  The Doctor : Well, she did kill me. And then she used her remaining lives to bring me back. As first dates go, I'd say that was mixed signals.

• Adolf Hitler : Thank you, whoever you are. I believe you have just saved my life.,

  The Doctor : Believe me, it was an accident.

• The Doctor : Sorry. Hello. Doctor not following this, Doctor very lost. You never said I was hot.

• Amy Pond : OK, Doctor, explain what's happening, please!

  The Doctor : "Mels," short for...?

  Mels : Melody.

  Amy Pond : Yeah, I named my daughter after her.

  The Doctor : You named your daughter... after your daughter.

• The Doctor : Rule one - the Doctor lies.

• Amy Pond : Where are we?

  The Doctor : A room.

  Rory : What room?

  The Doctor : I don't know what room. I haven't memorized every room in the universe, I had yesterday off.

• River Song : Hang on! Just something I have to check.

  [exits to bathroom] 

  Rory : Is anybody else finding today just a bit difficult? I'm getting a sort of banging in my head.

  Amy Pond : Yeah, I think that's Hitler in the cupboard.

  Rory : That's not helping...

  The Doctor : This isn't the River Song we know yet. This is her right at the start. Doesn't even know her name.

  River Song : [from bathroom]  Oh, that's *magnificent*!

  [appears in doorway, beaming] 

  River Song : I'm going to wear *lots* of jodhpurs!

• The Doctor : Well, at least I'm not a time-traveling, shape-shifting robot operated by miniaturized cross people. Which I've got to admit, I didn't see coming.

• [Gunshot. Time rotor column with a bullet hole in is expelling a jet of compressed white smoke] 

  The Doctor : You shot it! You shot my TARDIS! You shot the console!

  Mels : It's your fault!

  The Doctor : Aaah! How is it my fault?

  Mels : You said guns didn't work in this place! You said, "We're in a state of temporal grace"!

  The Doctor : Oh, that was a clever lie, you idiot! Anyone could tell that was a *clever lie*!

• Anita : [inside Teselecta]  Sir, what do we do now?

  Jim : [inside Teselecta]  Suggestion - we should go into surveillance mode.

  Carter : [inside Teselecta]  Agreed. Let's faint!

  Zimmerman : Oh, I...

  [he faints] 

  Rory : I think he just fainted.

  The Doctor : Yes, that was a faint. A perfect faint.

• River Song : I'm all yours, sweetie.

  The Doctor : Only River Song gets to call me that.

  River Song : And who's River Song?

  The Doctor : An old friend of mine.

  River Song : Stupid name.

• The Doctor : You see? There you go again. Basically skipping 31 whole minutes when I'm absolutely fine. It's Scottish, that's all I'm saying.

  TARDIS Voice Interface : You will be fine for 31 minutes. You will be dead in 32 minutes.

  The Doctor : Scotland's never conquered anywhere, you know. Not even a Shetland.

• The Doctor : If you were in a hurry, you could have killed me in the cornfield.

  River Song : We'd only just met. I'm a psychopath, I'm not rude.

• Amy Pond : I don't understand, OK? One minute she's going to marry you and then kill you.

  The Doctor : Ah, she's been brainwashed, it makes sense to her. Plus, she is a woman.

• The Doctor : [clutching his abdomen in agony after being poisoned]  "Ugh, kidneys are always the first to quit!"