How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Perfect Cocktail (2011)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : [after being given gin by Lily and Robin in order to start fighting out their issues] Do you know what I had to go through to get you that job?
Marshall Eriksen : Do you know what I had to do to will myself to show up everyday?
Barney Stinson : Wear a wrinkled suit and not give a damn about what you hair looked like?
Marshall Eriksen : [infuriated] I showed up with wet hair once! ONCE!
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Barney Stinson : [Robin explains what Barney turns into when he drinks peppermint schnapps; he's at the bar kissing women in the lips a la Richard Dawson] Hey there, Darling... how you doing?... is this your sister?... Beautiful!
[goes to gang's booth]
Ted Mosby : Hey, where are our chicken wings?
Barney Stinson : Show me chicken wings!
[gestures to Carl, who gives the wings to waitress]
Robin Scherbatsky : Good order, Ted!
[Gang cheers]