- Chris' Mom: We wear these human faces to blend into society... but we're CLOWNS!
- [the clowns nearby all cheer gleefully]
- Chris' Mom: You are, too!
- Christopher: [looking revolted] No, no, you're lying!
- Chris' Mom: Happy birthday, son!
- [the clowns all cheer out 'happy birthday, Chris!']
- Chris' Dad: Welcome to the tribe!
- Christopher: BWAHHH!
- [the clowns all surround him while making nasty kissing noises]
- Christopher: [a teenage boy is seen pressing his face against the window while Chris' family is eating breakfast. The boy makes a fart noise and licks the window] Finch is here, I gotta go.
- Party Clown: Now now, don't worry Chris, there's really no reason to be afraid of clowns! I'm here for you!