- [reading an inscription written on the wall]
- Raven: Ah-ha! Pitcher... tears... .It's all clear - tears of thousands of your subjects' beautiful girls should fill the jar. That's all.
- Queen: What do you mean, "All".
- Raven: Pour these tears on the tree. It shall blossom, fruit and you'll get your eternal youth!
- Queen: Well, go over it again. Tears of one's subjects?
- Raven: That's how it's drawn - tears of your subjects... . Well, beauties.
- Queen: Deceiver!
- [the queen hurls her scepter at the raven]
- Narrator: The queen is upset - very upset. And all because she does not like beautiful women. How long have they plagued her in her kingdom.
- [the raven's magic feather turns into a book when it lands on the library's table]
- Prince of Kiev: Where are all the books?
- Horse Yuliy: All around you.
- Prince of Kiev: Interesting, interesting. What's this?
- [picks up the magic book and reads the title]
- Prince of Kiev: "Generation X?" Why "X"
- Horse Yuliy: Because we live in the Tenth Century!
- [the queen picks a fruit off the regenerated magic tree and eats it, resulting in her youth and beauty being restored]
- Raven: Seems to work.
- [the queen rushes forward and shakes the remaining fruit from the tree]
- Raven: Hey, you... you're... Don't eat so much. Do you hear? Stop! Don't!
- [the queen grabs and hurls the raven against the wall]
- Queen: Go away!
- [when the raven regains consciousness, all he hears is a baby crying]
- [last lines]
- Prince of Kiev: It's boring. It's boring. And with the wedding not working out... .
- Grandee: But it was fun. What snacks!... I mean the trouble with these women. Trouble! Here I also had a bad situation. In Veronezh, it was...
- [the raven leaves a bundle on the prince's windowsill, caws harshly, then flies away. The prince opens the bundle and finds a beautiful baby girl wrapped inside]
- Grandee: Wow!
- Prince of Kiev: Coochie choochie coo! What a cutie, huh?
- [the baby coos happily, then her eyes flash and the queen's manical adult laughter is heard as the screen goes black]
- Narrator: Whether they're a Saracen or a Russian, a prince or a simple soldier, there is no greater joy for a warrior than to return safe and sound to his family.
- Raven: Hmmph. A talking horse. What an absurdity.
- Horse Yuliy: Horse yourself. I am a talking steed! And you - you're a Shemakhanian penguin! PFFFTT!
- Prince of Kiev: Boring. Boring. All I do is sit on the throne all day.and the years go by.
- Grandee: So go hiking, Princeling. Exercise those legs of yours.
- Prince of Kiev: Nooo, it's not princely to walk. People will laugh.
- Grandee: You could walk around the castle. No one would notice. What if someone you meet asks, "Where is the library?" Everyone will respect you?
- Prince of Kiev: I have a library?
- [the Queen leaps into her carriage to make a getaway where she is confronted by Babka]
- Babka: I just wanted to ask - is Shemakhan wheat expensive?
- Queen: Who are you? Go away!
- Babka: How much for a bag, eh?
- Queen: What kind of bag?
- Tikhon: This one!
- [the old man throws a bag over the queen's head]
- Queen: Get off me!
- Babka: Tikhon! Tie her!
- [Yully is tied to a chopping block as the monster dices vegetables]
- Horse Yuliy: You... It... Dear - don't you know who I am?
- Monster: Of course... Dinner.
- [Alesha has just beaten the spiked-tooth monster that planned to eat Yully]
- Alesha Popovich: What a pity. He seemed like a nice guy. We could have been friends.
- Horse Yuliy: What do you mean nice? He was a dead-end branch of evolution!
- [first lines]
- Narrator: To summarize, our heroes have gathered together. No dark army can trespass, no beast can slip past unnoticed - and yes, there is a beast... the fly that would not fly away. A beast indeed!
- [the three heroes break their pose to swat at the annoying fly, angering the painter of their portrait]
- Nastasya: I didn't say you could move!
- [the three heroes have just vanquished the evil queen's army of magical ogres]
- Ilya: So who is the best hero in Russia?
- Alesha Popovich, Ilya, Dobrynya: WE ARE!