- Erin Quinn: Are you asking us to go to Donegal and clean your dead aunt's house?
- Sister Michael: I'd do it myself, but... I don't want to.
- Soldier: So how long do you plan to stay in the Republic of Ireland?
- James Maguire: Just overnight.
- Soldier: The purpose of your visit?
- Orla McCool: We're gonna go ride some farmers.
- James Maguire: Oh great. I'm gonna die a virgin.
- Michelle Mallon: That was always on the cards, to be fair.
- Declan: I'm ringing the guards
- [the girls panic]
- Sister Michael: Listen. I'm not going to make excuses for these kids, but... life has dealt them a very cruel hand. And they're living with a very serious condition. Truth is, Declan... they're from Derry.
- Declan: Oh, God. Well, that's punishment enough, I suppose.
- Sister Michael: Quite.
- Orla McCool: How many fingers am I holding up?
- James Maguire: None.
- Orla McCool: Very good! It was a trick question.
- Erin Quinn: Whose the President of New Zealand?
- James Maguire: I don't know that! Do you know that?
- Erin Quinn: No.