- John Munch: Only in New York can you have no witnesses to a masked man running down the street in his tighty whities.
- A.D.A. Gillian Hardwicke: [about Underwood] But the guy's not dumb. He went to law school.
- Odafin Tutuola: Since when is that mutually exclusive?
- Larissa Welsh: [to Stabler] I'm so sorry I threw up on you.
- Elliot Stabler: I needed to get my suit dry cleaned anyway.
- Orville Underwood: [about Eldon Balogh] Gentleman, I don't know how much time you spent with him, but he's not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- Orville Underwood: [about Hardwicke] Your Honor, her case fails by all criteria. Conspiracy requires two or more people to actually agree and intend to agree to commit a crime. Unless Ms. Hardwicke is a mind reader, she is talking out of her ass!
- Judge Barry Moredock: Counselor, you're out of order.
- A.D.A. Gillian Hardwicke: Your Honor, I can take anything this toad can dish out.