- Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier: And by the way, when we're training, I'm not your Uncle Bulk.
- Spike Skullovitch: Huh? Well, then who are you?
- Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier: Call me... Sensei.
- Spike Skullovitch: Sens... Who?
- Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier: Sensei. It means "teacher."
- Spike Skullovitch: What about when we're not training?
- Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier: Then you can call me Uncle Bulk.
- Rofer: How about I lend you two of the finest fists any world has ever seen.
- Dayu: I hope you don't brag like that in front of the Samurai Rangers.
- Rofer: Better watch what you say. If isn't wasn't for Master Xandred, where would you be?
- Dayu: It's actually you. You should actually watch what *you* say to me. You even have no right to talk to me, you big-fisted little brained, nitwit.
- Rofer: Hey! I like my big fists, and my brain is, uh...
- Dayu: Oh, nitwit.
- Rofer: [to Mike] Hey, if you want hold my hand, trying buying me some flowers first, you broccoli-colored bum!